…that the lights are always red when I need to get somewhere in a hurry, but they are always green when I need to stop to help one of my children?
…that now that I have a thousand things to blog about, I don’t have the time or energy to actually write any of them?
…that we have to work really, really hard to get the grass to grow nicely on what is supposed to be the lawn, but it grows like a weed in my flower gardens?
…that it is only when my husband is out of town that my children ever visit the ER? Actually, we’ve only ever had one visit to the ER, and it was last week, when Daddy was away.
Oh, and after said trip to the ER, the same child, who shall remain nameless, didn’t want to take off the sticker that they gave her. After all, it was bright pink! So we went to dinner at a burger place (and totally chowed down), all the while she was wearing this:
It wasn’t until the end of the meal that the waitress gathered the nerve to say something to me about it. I should have acted really surprised and exclaimed loudly, “Oh no!!!! I forgot!!!”
Definitely my best laugh of the day! It’s been ages since I’ve gotten to read my favorite blogs. I’m so glad I stopped by.
Lisa